Crapple users get their first look at the iFail5

[TakeshiHero1]

If Apple keeps up this pace then we could do it like Star Wars.

[Daemynyum]

Que mucha mierda hablan! Lo mismo dijeron cuando salio el iPhone 4S y mira lo terminaron comprando y como lo defienden ahora, asi mismo dicen de este y terminaran con el tarde o temprano!
Aqui seguiremos para leer que lo compraron ya sea de aqui o en 1 año.

"APPLE HAS FAILED WITH THE IFAIL5." Same Words as iPhone 4S and all of you end with it.

[l0k0]

Originally Posted by Daemynyum

"APPLE HAS FAILED WITH THE IFAIL5." Same Words as iPhone 4S and all of you end with it.

I dont have a 4S, but i do have a 4 and an S3.

[K3ys3rS0z3]

Originally Posted by bookreader

Here you go - Full transcript:

TV Host:
It is kind of funny how people react when the new iPhone comes out. Some people actually get mad. Why would they make another product that I desperately want to buy? Those bastards!
It’s almost as if the new iPhone somehow ruins the old iPhone but it doesn’t. It’s all in your head. In fact we sent a camera out on the street today. We told people outside to check out the new iPhone 5 which is unavailable so far so in reality they were looking at the current iPhone 4S that everyone has (Canned laughter) and well here’s how that experiment played out.

Image: First Look: iPhone 5

Reporter: The new iPhone 5 just came out today. We want to know if you’ll take a look at it and tell us how it compares to the last iPhone.

Man: I’d love too. (Looks at it) Oh, it’s way better (canned laughter) Yeah it’s nice. It’s definitely noticeably better.

Man: It’s a little thinner. Looks like the screen is a little bigger.

Woman: Seems a little bit faster.

Man: Yeah. Faster, Lighter

Man: Feels heavier.

Reporter: Feels Heavier.

Man: I think so.

Man: It’s a lot lighter than the last one. It’s a lot faster as well.

Woman: Mines gonna take forever.

Reporter: So this one’s faster.

Woman: Yeah definitely faster. Right on.

Woman: Oh it looks very nice. Very nice. Very updated.

Man: Oh, my god it feels a lot lighter and just more um. It’s a lot more higher quality. It’s got um. If you drop it. It looks like it’s not going to break. Like this, one has a million times.

Man: The screen is clear actually.

Man: The colours are brighter.

Man: Oh it has a video front and back.

Reporter: Um

Man: Video front and back that’s cool. This doesn’t have that.

Reporter: So you like it better than the last one.

Man: Yeah I have a 4S.

Reporter: Yeah.

Man: Yeah. I’m always open for a new phone. (Canned laughter)

Image: First Look:

Host: Wow. It’s the emperor’s new phone.

Audience: Clapping

WOW !! I mean....really.... WOW. Thank you so much for taking the time to transcribe what was being said ALL THE WAY down to the "canned laughter" part. It painted a VERY clear scenario in my head. Not many people would actually do that for me and I laughed even harder during the video now. (yup, after three times, although better late than never) Bookreader, I thank you for being kind and patience enough to do that for me. MAD RESPECTS TO YOU from the deaf world.

[Xray219]

lol

[SATAN6666]

you really have to wonder about the beta testers an consumer reports that cr'apple must be listening to....the internal specs are fine, external..... WTF

[youse123]

the only thing i liked were those earpods

[bucko]

Maybe someday they will get a clue. But still they are making bank being a bunch of douchbags.

[lrw_thekid]

Come on

[ib1983]

This is just like that college student who hired bodyguards and cameramen to follow him around NYC for a day so people thought he was famous. It actually worked and people swore they "loved" him even though they had no idea who he was. STUPID sheep!!!

[bookreader]

Some new images for future designs:

[(-•SiNfulSS•-)]

Originally Posted by lavisti

I am not against apple products in general, I'm just angry how apple exploits customers.
ipad2 and ipad3 are the same except retina screeen, tweaked camera and A6x (actually same crap) they could have implemented A6 but why when you can launch another ipad soon after, just after a year "new ipad" is old hardware
iphone 5 has taller screen and a better processor but watch when they launch new phone with 10 Mpix camera and A6x (same as A6 just sounds more awesome)
Perfect example is iTouch: A6? Are you insane?! Put A5 so we can next year brag with awesome new touch with A6

It's fascinating how they make minor adjustements and trick so many people

Yeah but it's all the DUMB DUMB customers who continue to feed the animals when they go out and buy the recycled shit!!! If more people would just hold their ground and be like nah fuck that these recycled pieces of shit aren't gonna fuckin cut it anymore then Crapple would start to fuckin change their ways. Then again knowing how obtuse Crapple is, rather than change their ways they'd probably just go back to being in the gutter like they used to be before the iPhone/iPod came along.

Originally Posted by Sparkplug

What did you guys expect?

Oh just STFU. You're from faggot ass Utah, just because you're used to disappointment doesn't mean that the rest of the world has to tolerate it!

Originally Posted by howard1

Can't view on iDevice

Get an S3 then

Originally Posted by Shok

somebody knows why Crapple`s stock keep rising?!?!?

That's simple, because the fanboys outweigh the smart people! You gotta think that the average iPhone user is a typical TRENDY FUCK who just has to have the new shit simply because it's NEW! You know how many fucking times I been at the club or out in public somewhere and someone went to give me their phone number and saw me bust out my JAILBROKEN iPhone and was like "HOLY SHIT how did you make your iPhone look like that, how can I do that to mine"?? Shit just makes me laugh!

Originally Posted by l0k0

When an owner and mods of the most popular iPhone forum on the internet states their opinion about a particular Apple produuct, IMO those oprinion are worth taking into consideration. These guys didnt just fall into Apple products over night. Trust me, most of us have been with Apple since Day 1. Over the years we have seen the ups and we have seen some downs. It's hard not to agree with these guys. As I believe most of them have more experience with the iPhone as do the majority of others around here.

And as u can tell, the owner and the mods dont label themselves as "fan boys". They like to speak the truth, and the truth is "APPLE HAS FAILED WITH THE IFAIL5."

Man if only more people were as intelligent as you! I was just talking to FelonySTi about this shit tonight and we were both laughing at how most people who run one of the largest iPhone hacking sites out there would probably be little bitch Crapple fanboys who would never talk shit about Crapple products. But I'm like FUCK THAT! If Crapple is gonna keep burning us with these bullshit ass recycled products then hell yeah I'm gonna speak my mind about it and let everyone know that I think it's fuckin bullshit! It's not like I'm being a hater for no fuckin reason! Obviously I think the iPhone is gangster why the fuck else would I have created this site? But as much as I love my iPhone 4 I get fuckin bored of the same fuckin thing day after day! I would LOVE to be using a new device! But I'm not gonna waste my fuckin time using these new bum ass recycled devices ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE NOT JAILBREAK FRIENDLY!!! That's a total deal killer for me! Just as it should be for any other hardcore Jailbreak user.

Originally Posted by bucko

Maybe someday they will get a clue. But still they are making bank being a bunch of douchbags.

EXACTLY!!!

[FelonySTi]

Shit cracks me up man. Just like we were just talking about. I would love a new device, hell I wanted one so bad I picked up a S3 tonight. I still have an iPhone in my pocket though. Shit, I have 4 of them laying here on my desk right now. I am just getting disappointed with the whole recycling shit, even that would be workable if we were able to do local restores. Without a reliable jailbreak, what is the point? Stock for Stock this S3 is 100x's the phone the iPhone is. Hell half of the tweaks I have on my iPhone's come stock on this bitch, and rather than spend all their time fighting the Rooting (JailBreaking), they do what they can to cater to it.
Crapple just needs to stop spending so much time fighting the JB community, and actually work with it, and come out with a product that EVERYONE will enjoy. At that point they would run shit.


Oh yeah, and FUCK UTAH!

[(-•SiNfulSS•-)]

Crapple has definitely lost their innovation in technology design. But hey at least they're still innovative at OVERPRICING PRODUCTS and SUING PEOPLE!

[SiNfuL GirL]

That's all Crapple knows how to do is sue other "successful" companies. They cant handle a little competition so they cry and sue, its pathetic. They have known for a year they had no fucking new ideas for the 5 that were going to be gangster so in turn they sue Samsung so they hopefully had less competition thus keeping there current customers and getting new ones. From what I have read all over the internet there are a lot of people going to Samsung because Crapple failed to hypnotize people into the 5 (unless your a fanboy). People are starting to realize the droid is advancing forward while Crapple is in reverse.

[Shok]

Originally Posted by (-•SiNfulSS•-)

That's simple, because the fanboys outweigh the smart people! You gotta think that the average iPhone user is a typical TRENDY FUCK who just has to have the new shit simply because it's NEW! You know how many fucking times I been at the club or out in public somewhere and someone went to give me their phone number and saw me bust out my JAILBROKEN iPhone and was like "HOLY SHIT how did you make your iPhone look like that, how can I do that to mine"?? Shit just makes me laugh!

yeah, i think that in september 2013 Crapple should start by: today we give you the biggest upgrade since Iphone, we call it Cydia....

[leezy]

alot of slagging off going on here for the 5. although everyone one on here owns an idevice, as i see it the 5 has improved from the 4s (stock to stock) and im sure if and when the jb happens for the 5 then im sure it will be even better surely.?

i mean what are people expecting a phone that fly's you to the moon an back.?

ok so its not maybe a totally different phone, its a little longer, but im sure thats not a bad thing,its a little faster sure thats not bad either isnt that what people want more power to there phone, its 4G sure thats better.?

for me i think its ok, maybe it may have been better if Steve Jobs was still around who knows, but at the end of the day it still has the edge over the 4s as a stock phone.

So is it such a fail ?

well ive ordered mine this morning so ill see.

call me a fanboy if you will, i just think apple products have more style than most phones out there.and the quality build seems much better.

im happy with the result i guess there's just no pleasing some people.

[1C5]

Sinful, what do you mean about iPhone 5 being not JB friendly? Did apple make ios6 so it can't be JB or what?

[navarhos]

Hey guys, it's all in here:

The people interviewed should use this manual

[Fight9]

Originally Posted by 1C5

Sinful, what do you mean about iPhone 5 being not JB friendly? Did apple make ios6 so it can't be JB or what?

He means there is no hardware exploit unlike the iPhone 4 and below. No one knows for sure yet how difficult a JB will be. All we know is that it will be software based (most likely).

---------- EDIT ----------

Originally Posted by navarhos

Hey guys, it's all in here:

The people interviewed should use this manual

I hope you meant to write "iLooser". If not,

Now I just picture you with your fingers in the shape of an "L" on your forehead.